Sumsing Turbo 3000 cellphone

[crankymoose]

looking for a cell phone that does it all and is totally secure in case you ever lose it or it gets stolen, check out this multifunction phone and yes it even shaves too :lol:
sumsing-turbo-3000 (http://www.flixxy.com/sumsing-turbo-3000-cellphone.htm)

[GFlanagan3]

:blink::blink: it is an ELECTRIC razor :blink::blink: get the pitchforks