Pinaud Lilac Vegetal Commercial

[luvmysuper]

Dedicated to Topgumby


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQv0tFJltQI

[r0ckrat]

LOL! That was great!
"Rock the Veg!"
*snort*

[David in Boston]

That was Great!!!:thumbup:

[Swampfox]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Alacrity59]

:thumbup1: This was cool

[Topgumby]

That Commercial, the voice...it did something to my Lilac Vegetal when I played it on the PC... :blink:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2124.jpg

I looked in the shave den, and it was ALIVE!:scared: I ran to find something to defend myself with, and that's when I heard this awful screaming....

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2125.jpg

The Veg had grabbed my Clubman Bay Rum and poured it's life's blood out into the sink! The Bay Rum wailed in agony as the Veg Monster, awakened from it's dreadful slumber, murdered it! :eek6:

Outraged, I poured a magazine load of .45 caliber leaden death at the hideous Lilac beast, but it seemed to have no effect....:yikes:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2126.jpg

The Creature angrily turned towards me, and I could feel the flowery, pungent odor of doom as it approached...In desperation, I plunged a bottle of vintage Shulton Old Spice in to the heart of the Vegetal beast, it gave a soul destroying final shriek, emitted a miasma of pleasant Lilac and stale litter box, and collapsed, killed by the pure goodness of Shulton Spiciness. :aureola:


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2128.jpg


That was close!

Phil, be careful...when you toy with powers that are beyond the understanding of mortal men...Rock the Veg at your peril!

[warlandsboy]

I have no clue what everyones talking about here lol.

[gollum83]

The cat herding was a particularly inspired touch! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Sullybob]

Awesome Phil. Is that your voice? Cat herding for the win!!!

Top, that is the best reply EVER!!!!!!

[luvmysuper]

Phil, be careful...when you toy with powers that are beyond the understanding of mortal men...Rock the Veg at your peril!

Oh, I'm well aware of the dangers. It's still fun in an Alchemist sort of way. Nice pistol by the way. Always loved the 1911


The cat herding was a particularly inspired touch! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Lilac Veg without Cat Herding is like living without food. And living without food is like starving.


Awesome Phil. Is that your voice? Cat herding for the win!!!

Top, that is the best reply EVER!!!!!!

Yep, my voice over. I tried for that "black and white obsession artsy commercial" impression. Sadly, I just don't have the sophistication to pull it off.

I agree - Tops reply is the benchmark by which all replies should be measured.

[Swampfox]

Phil, be careful...when you toy with powers that are beyond the understanding of mortal men...Rock the Veg at your peril!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::thumbup1:

[gurana]

I've only been here a few months, but could this be the thread of the year?

[Emmett]

:a14:

[DougK]

I don't even use aftershave and now I'm going to have to buy a bottle of this stuff just so I can smell it for myself...and fully appreciate the commercial. Well done, Phil!

[kap49]

I hate the stuff but ad and the bathroom massacre made my day. Good show. :thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:

[sfcablecar]

:a14::a14::a14:

[Torcams]

that was sweet! Love the voice. The whisper at the end was a great touch!

[Telecaster52]

that was sweet! Love the voice. The whisper at the end was a great touch!

+1
very Alan Rickman! :thumbup:

[Mr. Imperial]

You guys crack me up.

:thumbup: :clap:

[Cheech]

Out of respect for the amazing piece of art, I will experience the veg for myself.

That was truly inspired.

[Doc4]

:lol::lol::lol:

[Walt Whitman]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I have never laughed so much crying, or is that cried so much laughing!

Insanely funny!

Thanks

PS Can't stop clicking the play button...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[cfriend]

Gumby is dedicated to his craft. :thumbup1:

[Torcams]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I have never laughed so much crying, or is that cried so much laughing!

Insanely funny!

Thanks

PS Can't stop clicking the play button...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'm having the same "problem". That voice just keeps haunting me. I've come back to watch it several times, but I just can't get enough.

[luvmysuper]

I'm having the same "problem". That voice just keeps haunting me. I've come back to watch it several times, but I just can't get enough.

Thank you, thank you very much.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

I'm working on the story boards for a Williams Commercial. Darn job keeps interfering though!!! :lol:

[scottb]

that. was. beautiful.

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol::lol:


That Commercial, the voice...it did something to my Lilac Vegetal when I played it on the PC... :blink:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2124.jpg

I looked in the shave den, and it was ALIVE!:scared: I ran to find something to defend myself with, and that's when I heard this awful screaming....

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2125.jpg

The Veg had grabbed my Clubman Bay Rum and poured it's life's blood out into the sink! The Bay Rum wailed in agony as the Veg Monster, awakened from it's dreadful slumber, murdered it! :eek6:

Outraged, I poured a magazine load of .45 caliber leaden death at the hideous Lilac beast, but it seemed to have no effect....:yikes:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2126.jpg

The Creature angrily turned towards me, and I could feel the flowery, pungent odor of doom as it approached...In desperation, I plunged a bottle of vintage Shulton Old Spice in to the heart of the Vegetal beast, it gave a soul destroying final shriek, emitted a miasma of pleasant Lilac and stale litter box, and collapsed, killed by the pure goodness of Shulton Spiciness. :aureola:


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/100_2128.jpg


That was close!

Phil, be careful...when you toy with powers that are beyond the understanding of mortal men...Rock the Veg at your peril!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


The cat herding was a particularly inspired touch! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

+1! :thumbup:

[pelicano]

I've just laughed for ten minutes straight. Thank you for that!

[Vlad]

Pinaud!

[bill mcdill]

Still thin I'm more likely to go with a splash of heating oil in the morning than curse my day by wearing lilac vegetal, but I loved the ad.

[Tommy Boy]

I've got the Veg on order just because of the commercial.
Pure genius.

[MoJoe]

I have had a bottle of The Veg since the summer. I bought it at Walgreens with a bottle of Pinaud Bay Rum when both were on sale for a song. I've used the bay rum a lot but not The Veg. About a week ago I started to air out the bottle. This video inspired me to be a real man and Rock The Veg today. I'm happy I did. I'm almost done with a bottle of Royall Lime and plan on cleaning out the bottle and putting some of The Veg into it. There will be more Veg Rockin' in the future for me now that the scent has matured.

[pelicano]

I'll be rocking the S.M. Novella for now!:001_tongu

Had a whiff of Veg last week.... some ended on my hands by accident.

The horror....the horror....

[speakerwire]

I've got to try this after that clip... hahaha

[blackfoot]

I'll be rocking the S.M. Novella for now!:001_tongu

Had a whiff of Veg last week.... some ended on my hands by accident.

The horror....the horror....

:lol::lol::lol:

[thunderball]

I will no longer be posting on B&B as I've just died.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Stubblefield]

The wavy Lialac bushes in the vid made me dizzy. Or was that the hypnotizing effect of the Veg?

[Arkansas]

Received my 12 ouncer of Lilac Vegetal in the mail today.

Not a single drop got on MY hands. (The horror!)

At first I thought it must be badger piss, but now I know it's......

Cat herding FOR THE WIN!!!
















Everyone needs a bottle.

[DunEdinRanger]

Received my 12 ouncer of Lilac Vegetal in the mail today.

Not a single drop got on MY hands. (The horror!)

At first I thought it must be badger piss, but now I know it's......

Cat herding FOR THE WIN!!!


Everyone needs a bottle.


You really need to use it as a body splash and hair tonic too before coming to a rash conclusion.

[luvmysuper]

You really need to use it as a body splash and hair tonic too before coming to a rash conclusion.

Woo Hoo!

Been there, Done that!!!!

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[blackfoot]

Woo Hoo!

Been there, Done that!!!!

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

:lol::lol::lol:

What is wrong with you people. You now have me actually wanting to buy a bottle of this. :001_rolle

[luvmysuper]

:lol::lol::lol:

What is wrong with you people. You now have me actually wanting to buy a bottle of this. :001_rolle

:lol:

Go on!
It really is quite nice if you just remember to give it a few minutes to settle down.

People that say it is horrible really truly are smelling it right out of the bottle!!

[blackfoot]

:lol:

Go on!
It really is quite nice if you just remember to give it a few minutes to settle down.

People that say it is horrible really truly are smelling it right out of the bottle!!

That is all I've smelled.

[Stubblefield]

Had a whiff of Veg last week.... some ended on my hands by accident.
Just in case the aroma does not wear off, I understand that hand transplants are all the rage these days. . . .

[blackfoot]

Just in case the aroma does not wear off, I understand that hand transplants are all the rage these days. . . .

:lol::lol:

[DunEdinRanger]

I shall rock the veg tomorrow.

I shall wear it as aftershave, body splash, and hair tonic.

I shall report back how many more nubile young maidens than usual flirt with me as a result of the PLV.

[blackfoot]

I shall rock the veg tomorrow.

I shall wear it as aftershave, body splash, and hair tonic.

I shall report back how many more nubile young maidens than usual flirt with me as a result of the PLV.

It isn't flirting if they are medical staff trying to save your life. You won't be able to tell what they look like with the HazMat suits and all. :lol:

[DunEdinRanger]

I shall rock the veg tomorrow.

I shall wear it as aftershave, body splash, and hair tonic.

I shall report back how many more nubile young maidens than usual flirt with me as a result of the PLV.

The PLV had no discernible effect on the number of nubile young maidens that flirt with me.

[Swampfox]

:lol::lol::lol:

What is wrong with you people. You now have me actually wanting to buy a bottle of this. :001_rolle

Don't do it!!!!!


The PLV had no discernible effect on the number of nubile young maidens that flirt with me.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

The PLV had no discernible effect on the number of nubile young maidens that flirt with me.

You can't win them all.

[Stubblefield]

:lol:

Go on!
It really is quite nice if you just remember to give it a few months to settle down.

Fixed it for you.

[DunEdinRanger]

The unbelievers persist in their foul heresy, lacking all common scents, they attack what is good and wear their "Eau De Subway" proudly.

"We stinketh not!", they proclaim and therefore they persist in their stench, while we lucky few, we chosen by Divine Providence, we know the sweet smell of the Vegetal.

[JPM]

I am still on the hunt for a bottle. Heeeere Veggie, Veggie, Veggie!!! :lol:

[luvmysuper]

The unbelievers persist in their foul heresy, lacking all common scents, they attack what is good and wear their "Eau De Subway" proudly.

"We stinketh not!", they proclaim and therefore they persist in their stench, while we lucky few, we chosen by Divine Providence, we know the sweet smell of the Vegetal.

- Pinaud, Chapter 3, Verse 14 - 15 (Standard American Edition)

[blackfoot]

- Pinaud, Chapter 3, Verse 14 - 15 (Standard American Edition)

This is too funny. :lol:

[Stubblefield]

we chosen by Divine Providence . . .More likely chosen by a two-for-one special on Amazon . . .:lol::lol::lol:

I luuurve the reviews on Amazon, BTW:

"Lilac Vegetal is by far the very best after shave lotion any men can ever dream of, there is such a feeling of freshness after it has been used, I constantly receive compliments, even hours after it has been applied."

"The legendary "tingle" that you hear so much about is nothing but an alcohol burn, and the scent reminds me of a nursing home where the bedpans and underwear haven't been changed for a week. "

"as far as I know, it is still sitting in a warehouse in New Jersey. "

[hypo_style]

Now I just have to try this stuff... :blink:

[Topgumby]

Dex, I'm sorry, but listening to Rick Astley giving advice on after shave products is just cracking me up...

Never gonna rock the Veg
Never gonna splash it on
Never gonna use that scent to disperse you
Never gonna make you cry
With lilac scent that burns your eyes
Never gonna let the big green fog just immerse you

[Stubblefield]

Dex, I'm sorry, but listening to Rick Astley giving advice on after shave products is just cracking me up...

Never gonna rock the Veg
Never gonna splash it on
Never gonna use that scent to disperse you
Never gonna make you cry
With lilac scent that burns your eyes
Never gonna let the big green fog just immerse you
Never gonna spash my face
Never gonna leave a trace
Never gonna us a product that mains me
Never gonna try the Veg
'Till I'm turned to a veg
And I need a nurse to change the bed pan for me

[Defcon5]

I stumbled across this thread by clicking that signature link, while I was browsing the forums this morning on my iPhone in bed.

Bad move... the pictorial on the first page killed me. I started laughing so loud (waking up the lady...) then I played it off as a cough or bug in my throat.

[Luc]

Nice one!

So, this is what happens when you apply lilac? You see a bunch of cowboys running after cats? You see a lilac waving at you? A few paintings? Wow, that or Charles Bronson dressed as a cowboy shooting me? Decisions, decisions, decisions...

[Defcon5]

I'm going to try something daring. I will apply the veg BEFORE bed...

[Topgumby]

I'm going to try something daring. I will apply the veg BEFORE bed...

You'll dream of her all night...


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/lettuce.jpg

[Defcon5]

Lettuce all hope!

[blackfoot]

:lol:

[Defcon5]

No crazy veg dreams, but there was another small earthquake. Hmmm...

Rock the veg... rock the world.

[firehydrant]

OK that does it. I am going to pick up a bottle of Veg in the morning and try it on. The wife is out of town and I can air out the house before she gets home if the experiment fails.:blink:

[luvmysuper]

OK that does it. I am going to pick up a bottle of Veg in the morning and try it on. The wife is out of town and I can air out the house before she gets home if the experiment fails.:blink:

Just be sure that if it's right out of the plastic bottle to give it a few minutes to settle down.

Plastic and the Veg don't get along.

[nmg82]

:lol:

Go on!
It really is quite nice if you just remember to give it a few minutes to settle down.

People that say it is horrible really truly are smelling it right out of the bottle!!

This is so true! I actually got my first bottle of LV yesterday and noticed a huge difference from the bottle smell, to the on-the-skin smell. It's quite nice once you get it on!

[JPDyson]

Just be sure that if it's right out of the plastic bottle to give it a few minutes to settle down.

Plastic and the Veg don't get along.

Where does one get the glass bottles? Do they refill well?

[Johnny Dale]

Not sure how I missed this post before! Awesome!

[luvmysuper]

Where does one get the glass bottles? Do they refill well?

I originally was using a glass Olive Oil bottle with a pouring spout, but when I got a vintage bottle from Ebay I decanted into that. I use the olive oil bottle for Clubman now.
If you get the Veg out of the plastic bottle and into glass, the "skunky" out of the plastic bottle smell goes away.

[JPDyson]

Youdaman, Phil.

[Sir Sartana]

Just had to bump this thread up!
I was laughing so hard my youngest son came to find out if I was ok.
The Veg has provided alot of viscious belly laughs on the site since I just joined, now I guess masochism has kicked in and I too must punish myself with the Veg.
It seems like its a rite of passage from the ancient scent gods.

[GDCarrington]

Loamy and Primordial all at the same time! How can one refuse? :001_rolle

[blackfoot]

Ah yes! Glad to see this re-emerge! :lol:

[Topgumby]

Ah yes! Glad to see this re-emerge! :lol:

For Goodness sakes, man, don't say "re-emerge" when you are talking about the unworldly dark forces that control the Veg!:eek:

[GDCarrington]

For Goodness sakes, man, don't say "re-emerge" when you are talking about the unworldly dark forces that control the Veg!:eek:

But that is the Loamy and Primordial part! :lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

For Goodness sakes, man, don't say "re-emerge" when you are talking about the unworldly dark forces that control the Veg!:eek:

Perhaps I should stop the incantations then too. :eek:

[luvmysuper]

Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.

- Louis E. Boone

[ZackP]

I just had to revive this :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Viseguy]

I just had to revive this :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great to see this again. Not to nitpick, but ... is Pinaud really pronounced pee-nawd? I've always thought it was pee-noh.

[luvmysuper]

Pinaud hasn't contacted me about correcting it. Besides, it wasn't released for the European Market. :w00t:

[Viseguy]

Pinaud hasn't contacted me about correcting it. Besides, it wasn't released for the European Market. :w00t:

Ah, I get it. Like jag-whar versus jag-you-are. :biggrin1:

[ZackP]

I always thought it was Pi-now-d. I made a big guess on that myself, though :lol:

[Duckster]

I thought it was Pin-nawd, but after trying the Veg, I now think it's Pee-nawd. :001_unsur

[daddymauro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck
The most common reactions to the Veg. I think they may have decanted the Veg just for this scene. Sorry about the extra stuff at the end, but I don't own this one.