i love blondes...

[mark the shoeshine boy]

but Tina won't like me on this one...


BLONDE YEAR

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..."duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March Got excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"

April Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!

May Tried to make Kool-Aid ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little jackets.

June Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope

July Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August Got locked out of car in rain storm ... car swamped, because top was down.

September The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?

October Hate M&M's ... they are so hard to peel.

November Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the phone.

WHAT A YEAR!!


I am in trouble now !!!!

mark tssb

[robofunk]

:a14: good one, mark!

[Rik]

:jump:

[roughrider]

:biggrin:

[Austin]

Mark you cad! :biggrin:

[Cliff]

Good ones. :thumbup: :lol:

[mark the shoeshine boy]

digging up my past, for all of you new guys....

[Bobtrumpet]

digging up my past, for all of you new guys....

A worthwhile endeavor, to be sure! I look forward to more of your "digging."

[Duckster]

A worthwhile endeavor, to be sure! I look forward to more of your "digging."

+1 A good Bump. :thumbup1:

Better than when someone bumps a 2 year old post in the BST asking if the item is still for sale. :lol:

[thunderball]

Hehheheh....I titter inwardly (at the office at the moment). :redface:

[mark the shoeshine boy]

thank you.....this was back when ouch only had less than a hundred posts !!!! :w00t::w00t::w00t:

[LJM4RSV]

That's hilarious!
I'm blonde and I have done a few things to show it such as wearing waterproof mascara in the swimming pool!