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FLTiger
12-20-2009, 01:28 AM
Hello,

Are you trying to loose a weight fast? The 5 tips that follow will help you. Keep in mind, however, that if you want to loose a weight and give way to gravity that you have to change your lifestyle. That means following these tips consistently. It can be difficult to change life-long habits. Starting out is usually the hardest part. Once you develop healthier patterns, they too can become habits!

1. Do not loose a weight in such a fashion that it travels straight up, because it may hit you in the noggin on the way down.

2. Do not loose a weight in such a fashion that it travels straight down, because it might hit you in the foot on the way down.

3. Do not loose a weight in such a fashion that it is initially propelled parallel to the ground if other people are around you, because it might hit someone else.

4. Do loose a weight that is considered appropriate for the sport you are playing. Beyond obvious options as a shot, a discus, and a hammer, footballs, baseballs, basketballs, and Frisbees are all acceptable, provided the loosing is done in accordance with the rules of the game and in the appropriate venue.

5. Do not confuse the loosing of a weight with losing weight, as that greatly annoys the persnickety and overly judgmental grammar mavens who might be tempted to post mocking and/or humorous threads in the Clown House accordingly--and we'll have none of that. :001_rolle

thunderball
12-20-2009, 01:36 AM
heheheh....:001_smile (drives me nuts too)

SRock
12-20-2009, 03:44 AM
heheheh....:001_smile (drives me nuts too)

+1

GFlanagan3
12-20-2009, 12:37 PM
but remember when fishing it is possible to loose a weight and then lose weight..happens to me all the time