Carlin: Scourge of The Chatroom

[TheHatter]

And this is why there are so few people in chat...... :biggrin:


[General Shaving Chat]: ptxAggie08 has entered at 9:11 pm
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: WHOA NEW PERSON
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: *EMERGENCY WELCOME SEQUENCE COMMENCE*
....[Vulcanus] 9:12 pm: WHAT
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: I WANT THE HAND WAVING PEOPLE OVER THERE
[Nick D.E.vious] 9:12 pm: Welcome!
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: THE DANCING ELVES OVER THERE
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: AND THE SINGING ANGELS OVER HERE
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: AND ALL THREE EVERYONE ....
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: 1...2..3...>!
[General Shaving Chat]: ptxAggie08 has left at 9:13 pm
....[Vulcanus] 9:13 pm: LOOK WHAT YOU DID

[Mr. Scruffy]

And this is why there are so few people in chat...... :biggrin:


[General Shaving Chat]: ptxAggie08 has entered at 9:11 pm
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: WHOA NEW PERSON
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: *EMERGENCY WELCOME SEQUENCE COMMENCE*
....[Vulcanus] 9:12 pm: WHAT
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: I WANT THE HAND WAVING PEOPLE OVER THERE
[Nick D.E.vious] 9:12 pm: Welcome!
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: THE DANCING ELVES OVER THERE
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: AND THE SINGING ANGELS OVER HERE
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: AND ALL THREE EVERYONE ....
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: 1...2..3...>!
[General Shaving Chat]: ptxAggie08 has left at 9:13 pm
....[Vulcanus] 9:13 pm: LOOK WHAT YOU DID




:thumbup::laugh:

[Vulcanus]

I love how I made the cut! :biggrin:

[Carlin]

I love how I made the cut! :biggrin:

I love how I made the cut too!

[mdunn]

lol - that about sums up the chat :biggrin:

[richmondesi]

lol - that about sums up the chat :biggrin:

What? Leighton isn't even listed here.

[Duckster]

I don't know about Carlin being "Scourge of The Chatroom" (seems a bit harsh). I do like his avatar :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Good job Carlin!

[Telecaster52]

it continues...

[Carlin] 7:06 pm: i have a tv
[Carlin] 7:06 pm: multiple gaming systems
[Carlin] 7:06 pm: and don't play/use any of em
[Carlin] 7:06 pm: then again i don't have any of it
[Carlin] 7:06 pm: it's all my roomates
[Carlin] 7:06 pm: i'm still hungry
[Carlin] 7:06 pm: anyone gonna feed me?
[Telecaster52] 7:06 pm: i have some alpo
[PeterS] 7:07 pm: yes carlin
[Carlin] 7:07 pm: how fast can you get it here?
[Telecaster52] 7:07 pm: i'll fax it to you

[Lowkeyberserk]

into the third person

[Carlin] 3:12 am: stop raging on carlin
and give tips/recipes on cooking
greenbeans

[blackfoot]

[Carlin] 11:47 pm: how does one pull up a black see through button up shortsleeve shirt?

[Carlin] 11:48 pm: yeah i saw it and remarked it was good for gay clubbin

[Lowkeyberserk]

[Carlin] 11:47 pm: how does one pull up a black see through button up shortsleeve shirt?

[Carlin] 11:48 pm: yeah i saw it and remarked it was good for gay clubbin

BAAAh hhhahah

[OldSaw]

We have chat?

[blackfoot]

We have chat?

Rumour has it.

[82R100]

We have chat?

Badger & Blade menu item between wiki and faq

- Chris

[OldSaw]

Badger & Blade menu item between wiki and faq

- Chris

Psst... I was just kidding.

[Swampfox]

Psst... I was just kidding.

Everytime I go there, no one is in.......:crying:

[82R100]

Psst... I was just kidding.

:blushing:

[Telecaster52]

Everytime I go there, no one is in.......:crying:

You must show up during the 5 hours i'm not there everyday

[Carlin] 10:13 pm: see if your grandma wants to join my club

[Stubblefield]

And this is why there are so few people in chat...... :biggrin:


[General Shaving Chat]: ptxAggie08 has entered at 9:11 pm
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: WHOA NEW PERSON
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: *EMERGENCY WELCOME SEQUENCE COMMENCE*
....[Vulcanus] 9:12 pm: WHAT
....[Carlin] 9:12 pm: I WANT THE HAND WAVING PEOPLE OVER THERE

They sure do a lot of shouting . . . . :lol:

[Lowkeyberserk]

They sure do a lot of shouting . . . . :lol:

Special situation... and a very special individual :tongue_sm

[Swampfox]

You must show up during the 5 hours i'm not there everyday

Yeah, before everyone else is awake. :blushing:

[Lowkeyberserk]

[Carlin] 2:41 am: hers someything ot ponder
[Carlin] 2:41 am: im working out naked right now

...(later)

[Carlin] 2:44 am: naked jumping air squats
are fun...

[Telecaster52]

[Carlin] 2:41 am: hers someything ot ponder
[Carlin] 2:41 am: im working out naked right now

...(later)

[Carlin] 2:44 am: naked jumping air squats
are fun...


once again, Carlin, the king of TMI :001_rolle

[DunEdinRanger]

I just missed him!

[Lowkeyberserk]

i wouldn't say you *missed* him...

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Carlin]

They sure do a lot of shouting . . . . :lol:

Good news everyone! I just unlocked the secret formula for being cool!

http://dessent.net/tmp/cruise-control-for-cool.jpg

[blackfoot]

Good news everyone! I just unlocked the secret formula for being cool!

http://dessent.net/tmp/cruise-control-for-cool.jpg

Oh, dear. :frown2:

[Lowkeyberserk]

Oh, dear. :frown2:

all your internets are belong to Carlin

[Telecaster52]

all my snack cakes are belong to carlin

[Duckster]

This thread is the Scourge of The Clown House... I like it! :thumbup1:

Long live Carlin! :pirate:

[Carlin]

[Carlin] 9:58 pm: Hrm, you know all the sport fabrics we wear
....[Carlin] 9:59 pm: to stay cool when we sweat and stuff>
....[Carlin] 9:59 pm: ?
[Defcon5] 9:59 pm: more or less
[berukblue] 9:59 pm: i dont wear anything when i sweat
....[Carlin] 9:59 pm: Well they are using that technology in pad's now.
"Stayfree Thermocontrol Pads"
[berukblue] 10:00 pm: is this the same kind of stuff on the nike's and adidas?
....[Carlin] 10:00 pm: apparently
....[Carlin] 10:01 pm: lemme do some internet lsearching
[Defcon5] 10:01 pm: http://www.stayfree.com/
[Defcon5] 10:01 pm: there ya go
[Defcon5] 10:01 pm: it's their top thing
[berukblue] 10:01 pm: I'm not clicking on that link
....[Carlin] 10:01 pm: https://www.stayfree.com/sample
....[Carlin] 10:01 pm: samples
....[Carlin] 10:01 pm: free
[Defcon5] 10:01 pm: yay?
....[Carlin] 10:02 pm: hrm, there looks liek an interesting flash
....[Carlin] 10:02 pm: but im watching tv right no
....[Carlin] 10:02 pm: w
[berukblue] 10:02 pm: crap
[berukblue] 10:02 pm: i clicked on carlin's link
[berukblue] 10:02 pm: now i have sample on the way
[Defcon5] 10:02 pm: and you're researching maxipads carlin?
[berukblue] 10:02 pm: :|
....[Carlin] 10:02 pm: fast
....[Carlin] 10:02 pm: nahh it was acommercial that came on
[Defcon5] 10:03 pm: i guess you could use them to stop bleeding if you cut
yourself shaving :P
....[Carlin] 10:04 pm: what would swmbo say
[Defcon5] 10:04 pm: sounds like i'm missing a story
[berukblue] 10:04 pm: she would say "Whatever it is you think you want to do,
I;m not doing it!"
[berukblue] 10:04 pm: and then i would be sleeping on the couch

I usually don't quote myself... but this one was interesting.

[Lowkeyberserk]

I usually don't quote myself...

I call shenanigans.

[Lowkeyberserk]

i don't even know how i feel about this, Defcon5 is a weird dude :D

....[Defcon5] 11:55 pm: you could go american pie on a bowl of mwf lather :|

(skip down)

....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:56 pm: LOL american pie.... you would want hot lather IMHO
....[Defcon5] 11:56 pm: haha
....[Defcon5] 11:56 pm: i like that you, instead of dismissing it, came up with a preference

(skip down)

....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:57 pm: lol
....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:57 pm: what can i say
....[Defcon5] 11:57 pm: that'd be a hell of a thread
....[Defcon5] 11:57 pm: ok so who's #$%^&* d lather
....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:57 pm: ...its not that ive thought about it... ... much
....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:57 pm: LOLAHAHHHH
....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:57 pm: ahahah
....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:57 pm: .:lol:
....[Defcon5] 11:57 pm: plz no uber lather videos
....[Defcon5] 11:57 pm: on that topic
....[Defcon5] 11:58 pm: 1 guy 1 bowl...
....[Lowkeyberserk] 11:58 pm: no videos period

[Defcon5]

Totally man, Defcon is nuts

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol:

[Lowkeyberserk]

at 5:51 PM (US Central), March 18th, 2010:

....[Lowkeyberserk] 1:49 am: maybe they are closed and gone
... [Lowkeyberserk] 1:49 am: isnt it almost 6pm US central?
....[Lowkeyberserk] 1:49 am: and they close at 5 right
[Carlin] 1:50 am: 451 central
[Carlin] 1:51 am: they close at 5 30 central

(I'm confused, cuz i keep a clock set to USC, and it is telling me 17:51)


....[Lowkeyberserk] 1:53 am: http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Central/d/-6/java
....[Lowkeyberserk] 1:54 am: carlin, did u Spring Ahead on the 14th?
....[Lowkeyberserk] 1:54 am: cuz its 5:54pm US central ....
[Carlin] 1:56 am: oh....
[Carlin] 1:56 am: hrm
[Carlin] 1:56 am: my wa tch and my phone is ahead
[Carlin] 1:56 am: but not my computer
[Carlin] 1:56 am: sicnce i just turend it on
[Carlin] 1:56 am: lmao
[Carlin] 1:56 am: fail haha
[Carlin] 1:57 am: that explains why i was hungry a bit
earlier than normal

(and it comes back to Carlin's stomach)

[blackfoot]

(and it comes back to Carlin's stomach)

It always comes back to our stomach. :cool:

[Telecaster52]

[Carlin] 9:38 pm: i had a dream a few years ago that i was in a concentration camp
[Carlin] 9:38 pm: and i had a samurai sword o_O
[Carlin] 9:38 pm: and i was running around
[Carlin] 9:38 pm: samurai swording it up
[Carlin] 9:38 pm: and yeah....

...

[Carlin] 9:40 pm: but srsly, it was a weird ass dream
[Carlin] 9:40 pm: because im not japanese
[Carlin] 9:40 pm: i don't hknow any japanese peoples...
[Carlin] 9:40 pm: and the closest i ever got to japanese was uhh.. .watchign pokemon

:001_rolle

[blackfoot]

:thumbup:

[rdeakle]

[Carlin] 9:14 pm: anyone interested in me as a lifecoach?
[Carlin] 9:14 pm: i'm actually a pretty good one
[Telecaster52] 9:14 pm: isn't that whippeddograzors guy?
[mikeyirish] 9:14 pm: ya
[blackfoot] 9:14 pm: Wow, that is tempting
[Carlin] 9:14 pm: i do you cheap
[Carlin] 9:14 pm: $40/hour
[Carlin] 9:14 pm: actually since this is internet i'll do $20/hour
[Carlin] 9:15 pm: if you are in houston, and want real life its 40
...
[Mr. Imperial] 9:16 pm: what on earth did i just walk into

[Telecaster52]

[Mr. Imperial] 10:16 pm: what on earth did i just walk into
[rdeakle] 10:16 pm: oh yeah
[Telecaster52] 10:16 pm: the scourge
[blackfoot] 10:16 pm: You have no idea
[Carlin] 10:17 pm: i have no idea.
...
[blackfoot] 10:17 pm: Carlin, you are what he just stepped in.

[blackfoot]

[Mr. Imperial] 10:16 pm: what on earth did i just walk into
[rdeakle] 10:16 pm: oh yeah
[Telecaster52] 10:16 pm: the scourge
[blackfoot] 10:16 pm: You have no idea
[Carlin] 10:17 pm: i have no idea.
...
[blackfoot] 10:17 pm: Carlin, you are what he just stepped in.

I even made it in here. :w00t:

[Intrigued]

I even made it in here. :w00t:

Your mother would be so proud!

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Your mother would be so proud!

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

[Telecaster52]

I even made it in here. :w00t:

Navin Gee Mr. Hartounian! Gee Mr. Hartounian!
(a phone book delivery truck drives up)
Navin Oh, my God! (Navin takes the book.) Thank you.
(he rips through the book, looking for something)
Navin The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Well I wish I could get so excited about nothing.
Navin Nothing? Are you kidding?! Page 73, Johnson, Navin, R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, you're name in print, that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. :lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Navin Gee Mr. Hartounian! Gee Mr. Hartounian!
(a phone book delivery truck drives up)
Navin Oh, my God! (Navin takes the book.) Thank you.
(he rips through the book, looking for something)
Navin The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Well I wish I could get so excited about nothing.
Navin Nothing? Are you kidding?! Page 73, Johnson, Navin, R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, you're name in print, that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

[Barber-Eile]

i don't even know how i feel about this, Defcon5 is a weird dude :D

....[Defcon5] 11:58 pm: 1 guy 1 bowl...


This literally made me laugh out loud!

[Barber-Eile]

I seriously hope none of what I just discussed in chat shows up on here.

[Lowkeyberserk]

I seriously hope none of what I just discussed in chat shows up on here.

I'll have you know, cáilín, that we in the chatroom are all *perfect* gentlemen...
remember, a lady never asks, and a gentleman *never* tells

[blackfoot]

I'll have you know, cáilín, that we in the chatroom are all *perfect* gentlemen...
remember, a lady never asks, and a gentleman *never* tells

:thumbup1:

[Telecaster52]

[blackfoot] 7:35 pm: Well, I did it
[blackfoot] 7:35 pm: I lost a spring
...
[blackfoot] 7:40 pm: Usually, you at least get a glimpse of a spring flying away. I never saw or heard it.
...
[blackfoot] 7:44 pm: It is my dad's gun too. lol
[Telecaster52] 7:44 pm: blame sklogg
[blackfoot] 7:44 pm: Sounds good!
[blackfoot] 7:44 pm: I told him not to take the trigger assembly apart
...
[blackfoot] 7:59 pm: My wife just got home and I told her what happened
[blackfoot] 7:59 pm: She was able to find it!
[blackfoot] 7:59 pm:
...
[Lowkeyberserk] 8:00 pm: thank god for wimminz
...
[Telecaster52] 8:00 pm: mrs. blackfoot shall forevermore be know as eagle-eye
...
[Lowkeyberserk] 8:01 pm: agreed
[blackfoot] 8:01 pm: Agreed!

[blackfoot]

Fuuuddggee!

[Telecaster52]

[Carlin] 4:46 pm: what does it mean to look scrumptious??
[SiBurning] 4:47 pm: Ice cream over a sugar powdered hot waffle is scrumptious.
[SiBurning] 4:48 pm: 'specially with whipped cream, a dripo of chcolate sauce, and maybe some nice candy or nut toppings
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: i c
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: two peoples told me that over past few days
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: and i did not feel comfortable
[SiBurning] 4:48 pm: They want to eat you

:blink:

[Duckster]

[Carlin] 4:46 pm: what does it mean to look scrumptious??
[SiBurning] 4:47 pm: Ice cream over a sugar powdered hot waffle is scrumptious.
[SiBurning] 4:48 pm: 'specially with whipped cream, a dripo of chcolate sauce, and maybe some nice candy or nut toppings
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: i c
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: two peoples told me that over past few days
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: and i did not feel comfortable
[SiBurning] 4:48 pm: They want to eat you

:blink:


Oh noze!! :eek:


96198

[blackfoot]

[Carlin] 4:46 pm: what does it mean to look scrumptious??
[SiBurning] 4:47 pm: Ice cream over a sugar powdered hot waffle is scrumptious.
[SiBurning] 4:48 pm: 'specially with whipped cream, a dripo of chcolate sauce, and maybe some nice candy or nut toppings
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: i c
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: two peoples told me that over past few days
[Carlin] 4:48 pm: and i did not feel comfortable
[SiBurning] 4:48 pm: They want to eat you

:blink:

It's the pompadour! :thumbup:

[Lowkeyberserk]

**Family friendly forum edit. This sort of conversation belongs in third grade classrooms, not B&B.**

[Gruder]

Folks, a reminder that site TOU apply to the chat room just as they do elsewhere.

[Telecaster52]

[Carlin] 10:04 pm: hi
Carlin *sniffs* you guys smelll that? smells like a fairly new chat person.
...[Telecaster52] 10:05 pm: with less of my junked up desk
[a_bit_crafty] 10:05 pm: I was just popping by to see what the chat was all about.
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: either that or i've been spending less time in here.
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: the chat is all about me
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: and nothing else.
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: everyone can attest to that.

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

[Carlin] 10:04 pm: hi
Carlin *sniffs* you guys smelll that? smells like a fairly new chat person.
...[Telecaster52] 10:05 pm: with less of my junked up desk
[a_bit_crafty] 10:05 pm: I was just popping by to see what the chat was all about.
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: either that or i've been spending less time in here.
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: the chat is all about me
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: and nothing else.
[Carlin] 10:05 pm: everyone can attest to that.

:lol::lol::lol:

Ignore the nut case behind the curtain. :lol:

[Luc]

I missed that thread... I will contribute next time... There were strange conversations the other night... Morning for Carlin I guess...

[SiBurning]

This thread is dangerous

[Barber-Eile]

This thread is hilarious!

[Stubblefield]

This thread is hilarious!We have CHAT? lolz.

PS: I got the pun, sans sig.

[Telecaster52]

[General Shaving Chat]: hometownhero has entered at 8:15 pm
[hometownhero] 8:15 pm: hello
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: oh hello hth how are you?
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: thanks for asking im alright. you?
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: oh im great
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: sweet!
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: did you work today?
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: yes i did it was alright lol
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: nice
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: what is it that you do?
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: im a banker
[hometownhero] 8:22 pm: oh cool im a roofer
[hometownhero] 8:23 pm: wow i bet that sucks
[hometownhero] 8:23 pm: oh it does

:huh:

[Luc]

I thought that Carlin was back! :sad: