Ask skklog

[gollum83]

a: 102

Blake already chose that! :mad3:

And you didn't answer my first question. :tongue_sm

[blackfoot]

a: 102

Hey, that is what I guessed. :huh:

[skklog]

Hey, that is what I guessed. :huh:

I know, I like being mean to him!

[gollum83]

I know, I like being mean to him!

Dear skklog,

Why are you so mean?

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

Why are you so mean?

A: Because I can!! what's your excuse?

[gollum83]

A: Because I can!! what's your excuse?

You started it first. Will that work for you? :tongue:

[skklog]

You started it first. Will that work for you? :tongue:

sure! :tongue_sm

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,
who would use this? 79309 and is it REALLY made by gillette?

[blackfoot]

Wow! :eek:

[Duckster]

Dear skklog,
who would use this? 79309 and is it REALLY made by gillette?

skklog should test that out on gollum first :stuart:

[gollum83]

skklog should test that out on gollum first :stuart:

:eek2:

He should what? :eek:

[GFlanagan3]

:eek2:

He should what? :eek:
it does make you wonder about some people

[Duckster]

:eek2:

He should what? :eek:

Product testing is important. You want skklog to get hurt with that thing?

[gollum83]

Product testing is important. You want skklog to get hurt with that thing?

Better him than me. :glare:

[GFlanagan3]

:eek2:

He should what? :eek:


Product testing is important. You want skklog to get hurt with that thing?

who ever said skklog HAD to use it? :blink::blink:

[Duckster]

who ever said skklog HAD to use it? :blink::blink:

Oprah

[GFlanagan3]

Oprah

and you LISTEN to her? :001_huh:

[Duckster]

and you LISTEN to her? :001_huh:

Nope

[GFlanagan3]

Nope

ummm ok then why cite her? :001_rolle

[Duckster]

ummm ok then why cite her? :001_rolle

skklog might listen to her. They're both evil.

[GFlanagan3]

skklog might listen to her. They're both evil.

hmmmm I can't argue that :lol::lol:

[moonshine44]

Dear skklog: Who's more evil, you or Oprah?

[blackfoot]

skklog might listen to her. They're both evil.

You can't argue with pirate when he makes such a good point.

[gollum83]

You can't argue with pirate when he makes such a good point.

I happen to disagree. Yes, you can argue.

[blackfoot]

I happen to disagree. Yes, you can argue.

True, but you shouldn't. We are gentlemen after all. :lol:

[gollum83]

True, but you shouldn't. We are gentlemen after all. :lol:

Who says arguing is unbecoming a gentleman?

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

[jadam318]

Today gold is at $1,123.22 an ounce. Adam wants $4,223,307 from you Blake.

What he said. :thumbup1:


If he eliminated all annoyances, it may be worth it. Adam, do you take payments?

Hmmm. Let's see. $4.22 mil over 20 years = $211,165/year = $17,597/month. Is that a monthly payment you can afford? If so, then yes. I'll gladly take payments. :biggrin1: I'm quite confident I can gladly offer annoyance removal services on a full time basis for that price.


You're on an airplane with a tuna, a boulder and some dynamite, aren't you? :scared:

Oh, no! :eek:


they don't let them on airplanes without pants...relax!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Whew! I hadn't thought of that. Good call. (wipes brow)


But we're asking fewer and fewer questions. :001_unsur

Dear skklog,

What is all this nonsense about this thread being merged? This one actually has a point, right?

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

When will the comet come for us?

[GFlanagan3]

Dear Skklog,

When will the comet come for us?

US?
Dear skklog,
what if I don't WANT to ride the comet??:blink:

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

What should we do with the unbelievers?

[GFlanagan3]

dear skklog,

what should we do with the unbelievers?

79437

[blackfoot]

US?
Dear skklog,
what if I don't WANT to ride the comet??:blink:

Oh, come on, now! Who doesn't want to ride a comet?

[GFlanagan3]

Oh, come on, now! Who doesn't want to ride a comet?
uhhhh me..for one..see above :lol:

[blackfoot]

uhhhh me..for one..see above :lol:

Oh well. Excuse me while I get the torches.

[GFlanagan3]

Oh well. Excuse me while I get the torches.

KEWL! are we having a luau? :lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

KEWL! are we having a luau? :lol::lol:

Mmm! Roasted pig. :drool:

[GFlanagan3]

mmm! Roasted pig. :drool:

bacon!!!

[blackfoot]

bacon!!!

On a spit.

[GFlanagan3]

On a spit.

you can spit on your bacon...but please don't spit on mine

[skklog]

Dear skklog: Who's more evil, you or Oprah?

A: I really want to say me, but I don't know :glare:

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

A: Blackfoot would say he is comfortable.

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

What is all this nonsense about this thread being merged? This one actually has a point, right?
A: A point!! you take that back, take it back or I will use me comet!! :angry:

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

When will the comet come for us?

A: Keep looking at the sky! http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/devil-0005.gif

[blackfoot]

A: I really want to say me, but I don't know :glare:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[skklog]

US?
Dear skklog,
what if I don't WANT to ride the comet??:blink:

A: Don't worry, you won't ride it. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/devil-0012.gif

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

What should we do with the unbelievers?

A: They will be dealt with in due time. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/satan-0049.gif

[GFlanagan3]

dear skklog,
when is the luau? :001_cool:

[skklog]

dear skklog,
when is the luau? :001_cool:

A: It's hard for me to tell, it always seems like one here!

[GFlanagan3]

A: They will be dealt with in due time. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/satan-0049.gif

Dear skklog,
What if I am just a 'doubter' versus an unbeliever? then what?

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
What if I am just a 'doubter' versus an unbeliever? then what?

A: Due time

[GFlanagan3]

A: They will be dealt with in due time. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/satan-0049.gif


A: Due time

Dear skklog,
My watch doesn't give 'due time"...what time is that? Is this a Mayan calendar thing? Are you Mayan? it's ALL very confusing.

[blackfoot]

Dear skklog,
My watch doesn't give 'due time"...what time is that? Is this a Mayan calendar thing? Are you Mayan? it's ALL very confusing.

Every one knows that all Peruvians are super heroes.

[GFlanagan3]

Every one knows that all Peruvians are super heroes.

but not all Peruvians are Mayan :blink:

[blackfoot]

but not all Peruvians are Mayan :blink:

Are any Puruvians Mayans?

[gollum83]

Are any Puruvians Mayans?

Incan maybe, but Mayan? :huh:

[blackfoot]

Incan maybe, but Mayan? :huh:

Incan, I could believe.

[gollum83]

Incan, I could believe.

Do Mayans migrate come wintertime?

[skklog]

Do Mayans migrate come wintertime?

don't you see them flying over

[blackfoot]

Do Mayans migrate come wintertime?

If so, do they go North or South?

[GFlanagan3]

Do Mayans migrate come wintertime?
they cook for sure....the Mayan Colander

[gollum83]

If so, do they go North or South?

Depends on the US economy.

[blackfoot]

Depends on the US economy.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[GFlanagan3]

Do Mayans migrate come wintertime?


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

and the Mayan one too..so do they do jobs that American calenders makers won't do?..Does Hallmark et al know this?

[Swampfox]

A: It's hard for me to tell, it always seems like one here!

Dear Skklog,

Do you wear grass skirts?

[gollum83]

Dear Skklog,

Do you wear grass skirts?

Dear skklog,

Do you also wear a coconut bra on occasions such as these? :laugh:

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,

Do you also wear a coconut bra on occasions such as these? :laugh:


Dear Skklog,

Do you wear grass skirts?
Dear skklog,
if you do will you PLEASE not answer?!?!? :blink::blink::001_huh::001_huh:

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Thanks,
John

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Thanks,
John
Alaskan gold rush era saloon 79582 aka a 'Klondike Bar'...he'd have to first travel back in time and secondly figure out a way to pay for it....are you any good at cards skklog?

[gollum83]

Dear skklog,
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Thanks,
John

John, you probably don't want to know. I am sure I don't. :scared:

[blackfoot]

Dear skklog,
if you do will you PLEASE not answer?!?!? :blink::blink::001_huh::001_huh:

+1! :eek:


Dear skklog,
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Thanks,
John

:lol::lol::lol:

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Do you wear grass skirts?

A: Only when the party starts to die down!

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

Do you also wear a coconut bra on occasions such as these? :laugh:

A: no, just a lei

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Thanks,
John

A: I would slap your momma, for a Klondike bar.

[gollum83]

A: no, just a lei

Just a lei? Or just a lei and a grass skirt? Because there's a major difference between the two. :blink:


A: I would slap your momma, for a Klondike bar.

:em16:

[john.crissman]

A: I would slap your momma, for a Klondike bar.

Yeah. You just wait 'til I tell my Mom!:lol:

[GFlanagan3]

A: no, just a lei

:blink::blink:


A: Only when the party starts to die down!

Dear skklog,
How do get those images REMOVED from my memory..they BUUUURRRNNN:mad5:

[gollum83]

Dear skklog,
How do get those images REMOVED from my memory..they BUUUURRRNNN:mad5:

He's evil. What did you expect? :lol:

[GFlanagan3]

He's evil. What did you expect? :lol:

Dear skklog,
How evil?

[Duckster]

Dear skklog,
How evil?

This evil: 79619

[jadam318]

This evil: 79619

AAAAHHHHHH!!! (shivers) :eek::eek::eek:



@*!# purple dinosaur....:glare::glare:

[gollum83]

This evil: 79619

Wow! Now that's evil! :eek:

[jadam318]

Dear skklog,

Are you, indeed, thinking of a number?

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,

Are you, indeed, thinking of a number?
hey..that was MY schtick..get your own writer !!! :lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Dear skklog,

Are you, indeed, thinking of a number?

If he did, then I'm starting to think that we did already guess it but he won't say so until all the numbers are guessed. :001_rolle


hey..that was MY schtick..get your own writer !!! :lol::lol:

I asked a couple days before you even did! See (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1695337&postcount=618)!

[GFlanagan3]

If he did, then I'm starting to think that we did already guess it but he won't say so until all the numbers are guessed. :001_rolle



I asked a couple days before you even did! See (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1695337&postcount=618)!
what you expect me to READ...RESPOND ..ANNNNDDD be witty all at the same time??? Some ummm people..gollums..whatever!!! :lol::lol: (how's the ring thing going??)

[gollum83]

what you expect me to READ...RESPOND ..ANNNNDDD be witty all at the same time??? Some ummm people..gollums..whatever!!! :lol::lol: (how's the ring thing going??)

Some SOB by the name of Baggins has it. :glare:

Don't worry though, when I find my precious he'll get what's coming to him. :devil:

[jadam318]

hey..that was MY schtick..get your own writer !!! :lol::lol:

I was just asking again (knowingly) to emphasize my agreement with you. Take it easy, amigo. :lol:


what you expect me to READ...RESPOND ..ANNNNDDD be witty all at the same time??? Some ummm people..gollums..whatever!!! :lol::lol: (how's the ring thing going??)

Don't worry. We're professionals. You're not necessarily expected to be proficient at it. :wink:

[GFlanagan3]

I was just asking again (knowingly) to emphasize my agreement with you. Take it easy, amigo. :lol:

you remind me of John McCain when you call me 'amigo'..either that or John Wayne...are you either of them??


Don't worry. We're professionals. You're not necessarily expected to be proficient at it. :wink:

and..yet..I AM so good at it...I have been called a LEGEND (in my own mind...of course)

[GFlanagan3]

Some SOB by the name of Baggins has it. :glare:

Don't worry though, when I find my precious he'll get what's coming to him. :devil:

SOB? = Short Old Bilbo?? :huh::blink:

[gollum83]

SOB? = Short Old Bilbo?? :huh::blink:

Why yes, yes it does. :shifty:

[jadam318]

you remind me of John McCain when you call me 'amigo'..either that or John Wayne...are you either of them??

Yes.


and..yet..I AM so good at it...I have been called a LEGEND (in my own mind...of course)

Funny. I've been called "Legend", but by other people. (True story, actually. I don't know that it has anything to do with my wit, though. Some of my friends who live on the other end of MT call me Legend because they hear about me more than they see me.)

[GFlanagan3]

Yes.



Funny. I've been called "Legend", but by other people. (True story, actually. I don't know that it has anything to do with my wit, though. Some of my friends who live on the other end of MT call me Legend because they hear about me more than they see me.)

so what you are saying is : you wear really good camo but are terribly clumsy in the woods? :lol::lol:

[jadam318]

so what you are saying is : you wear really good camo but are terribly clumsy in the woods? :lol::lol:

No. I'm saying that my legend precedes me.

[GFlanagan3]

No. I'm saying that my legend precedes me.

but does it follow you after they get to know you..or are they sorely disappointed:lol::lol:

[gollum83]

No. I'm saying that my legend precedes me.

So there's a lot of people out there that know about your little peeing problem, eh? :laugh:

[GFlanagan3]

so there's a lot of people out there that know about your little peeing problem, eh? :laugh:

79633

[blackfoot]

This evil: 79619


AAAAHHHHHH!!! (shivers) :eek::eek::eek:



@*!# purple dinosaur....:glare::glare:

+1! :scared:


so what you are saying is : you wear really good camo but are terribly clumsy in the woods? :lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


No. I'm saying that my legend precedes me.

Me too. One of my officers told me, when he was hired, he was told about a officer called Rambo. Rambo was the guy to call if you needed an answer or were in a fight. One day, after I left the office, he asked who I was and was told, that's Rambo. You'll be working under him. He still calls me that. I did not know before he started that anyone was really calling me that. :lol:

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

[gollum83]

Dear Skklog,

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Must be related to Blake, no? :lol:

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,
Would you like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony?

Thanks,
John

[Swampfox]

A: I would slap your momma, for a Klondike bar.

That's what he told me when I asked.


This evil: 79619

That's satanic!


Some SOB by the name of Baggins has it. :glare:

Don't worry though, when I find my precious he'll get what's coming to him. :devil:

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins, what is a Leonard Nimoy? :sing:


Dear Skklog,

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Which leads me to ask....

Dear Skklog,

Since Donald doesn't wear pants, and Minnie never wears a shirt, are they perverts?

[jadam318]

but does it follow you after they get to know you..or are they sorely disappointed:lol::lol:

No. No disappointment. My legend is happy to stay with me.


So there's a lot of people out there that know about your little peeing problem, eh? :laugh:

What peeing problem? I don't know what you're talking about. :glare:


79633

:lol::lol:



Me too. One of my officers told me, when he was hired, he was told about a officer called Rambo. Rambo was the guy to call if you needed an answer or were in a fight. One day, after I left the office, he asked who I was and was told, that's Rambo. You'll be working under him. He still calls me that. I did not know before he started that anyone was really calling me that. :lol:

Nice! :thumbup1:


Dear skklog,

About this number thing.......what gives?

[gollum83]

Dear skklog,

About this number thing.......what gives?

It's all part of his master plan. :wink:

[GFlanagan3]

It's all part of his master plan. :wink:

Dear skklog,
You actually HAVE a plan? :blink:

[Swampfox]

Dear skklog,
You actually HAVE a plan? :blink:

Whirled Dominoes.

[GFlanagan3]

whirled dominoes.

79662

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

Does anyone really play dominoes?

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

Does anyone really play dominoes?

Certainly; every southern gentleman knows how to play moon, 42 and all fives. :001_tt2::001_tongu

[GFlanagan3]

Dear Skklog,

Does anyone really play dominoes?

Dear skklog,
Why doesn't swampfox look at the photo?

[Swampfox]

Certainly; every southern gentleman knows how to play moon, 42 and all fives. :001_tt2::001_tongu

:blushing: I guess I'm not. We only set them up to knock them down.....


Dear skklog,
Why doesn't swampfox look at the photo?

:tongue_sm

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,
Am I normal? are you normal? are ANY of us normal? what IS normal??

[Swampfox]

Dear skklog,
Am I normal? are you normal? are ANY of us normal? what IS normal??

Have you met Abbey Normal?

[GFlanagan3]

Have you met Abbey Normal?

Wasn't she in college Psych class?

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

Why do irons have a setting for "permanent" press?

[Swampfox]

Wasn't she in college Psych class?

Until she went psycho.

[blackfoot]

Must be related to Blake, no? :lol:

Quack! :lol:


Have you met Abbey Normal?

Are you saying I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot, fifty-four inch wide Gorilla?

[GFlanagan3]

Are you saying I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot, fifty-four inch wide Gorilla?

ummm no..are you? if so how..also if so..WHY?:ohmy:

[blackfoot]

ummm no..are you? if so how..also if so..WHY?:ohmy:

http://www.orlandev.com/variety/facepalm.jpg

[gollum83]

http://www.orlandev.com/variety/facepalm.jpg

+1 http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/Nightmare30/Funny%20stuff/facepalm.jpg

[GFlanagan3]

http://www.orlandev.com/variety/facepalm.jpg

hey ..*I* didn't bring up the whole brain in an ape thing !!! :001_tt2::001_tt2:

[blackfoot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_pKqiB5Rg&feature=PlayList&p=1C4771095003075D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51

[gollum83]

Blake to the rescue! :w00t:

[GFlanagan3]

Blake to the rescue! :w00t:

that is a GOOD thing? :lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

that is a GOOD thing? :lol::lol:

It was the day we sunk the boat. Everybody was pretty happy I was there to save the day then. :001_tt2:

[GFlanagan3]

It was the day we sunk the boat. Everybody was pretty happy I was there to save the day then. :001_tt2:

ok...let me get this straight...you sunk their boat...on purpose...and they were happy cause you saved them...yet..oh the heck with it...you are DEVIOUS :sneaky2:

[blackfoot]

ok...let me get this straight...you sunk their boat...on purpose...and they were happy cause you saved them...yet..oh the heck with it...you are DEVIOUS :sneaky2:

I never said it was intentional. Actually, other boaters sunk the boat.

[GFlanagan3]

I never said it was intentional. Actually, other boaters sunk the boat.

riiiiiiiiggggghhhhttt :ohmy:

[blackfoot]

riiiiiiiiggggghhhhttt :ohmy:

Here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1313792&postcount=80) is the story.

[GFlanagan3]

Here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1313792&postcount=80) is the story.

wow:ohmy:

[blackfoot]

wow:ohmy:

:lol::lol::lol:

It was an awesome trip (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=89015&highlight=kayaking+back+country&page=4)! :w00t:

[GFlanagan3]

:lol::lol::lol:

It was an awesome trip (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=89015&highlight=kayaking+back+country&page=4)! :w00t:

so...why did you sink the boat :lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

so...why did you sink the boat :lol::lol::lol:

It was lingering effects of the Hypothermia the day or two before. :w00t:

[gollum83]

It was lingering effects of the Hypothermia the day or two before. :w00t:

Sure, blame the hypothermia... :001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

It was lingering effects of the Hypothermia the day or two before. :w00t:

well if you'd stop being such a unrepentant nudist....

[blackfoot]

well if you'd stop being such a unrepentant nudist....

FTR, I was completely clothed, thank you very much. Wait, I don't think I had a shirt on. Crap, I don't remember.

[jadam318]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_pKqiB5Rg&feature=PlayList&p=1C4771095003075D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51

Speaking of which, I just got "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" via Netflix today! I'll learn y'all's jokes yet!

[blackfoot]

Speaking of which, I just got "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" via Netflix today! I'll learn y'all's jokes yet!

It is about time! I wish I could watch it with you.

[gollum83]

Speaking of which, I just got "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" via Netflix today! I'll learn y'all's jokes yet!

Get on with it! :001_tongu

[jadam318]

It is about time! I wish I could watch it with you.


Get on with it! :001_tongu

I have to put together my final paper for a grad course tonight, so it will probably be either tomorrow night or first of the week (out of town again this weekend) before I watch it, but rest assured. I will watch it.

[gollum83]

I have to put together my final paper for a grad course tonight, so it will probably be either tomorrow night or first of the week (out of town again this weekend) before I watch it, but rest assured. I will watch it.

Yes, get on with it!

[GFlanagan3]

I have to put together my final paper for a grad course tonight, so it will probably be either tomorrow night or first of the week (out of town again this weekend) before I watch it, but rest assured. I will watch it.

ugh I am heading to grad school again, too..just have to figure out where and HOW to pay for it :confused1:confused1

[gollum83]

ugh I am heading to grad school again, too..just have to figure out where and HOW to pay for it :confused1:confused1

Go into a field where they actually pay you a stipend for doing research. :wink:

[GFlanagan3]

Go into a field where they actually pay you a stipend for doing research. :wink:

basically they pay me no attention :lol::lol:
and I am looking into scholarships and such

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
How evil?

A: My evil go's to 11 http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/horny-0020.gif

[Hreafn]

Why is it that you always find cat puke when barefoot?

[Obsessed]

Dear skklog,

WTF?

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,
Is it worth it to get the extended warranty on electronic items?

Thanks,
John

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

Are you, indeed, thinking of a number?

A: yes I am, you see I have been watching which numbers people guess for awhile now, and picked a number that would not be guess until people got desperate.

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

A: If he wore a towel around his chest he would look like a girl!

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Would you like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony?

Thanks,
John


A: No, but I would like to teach they to sing "I am a lumberjack" with a British accent.

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Since Donald doesn't wear pants, and Minnie never wears a shirt, are they perverts?

A: Minnie does wear a shirt, but yes they are.

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
You actually HAVE a plan? :blink:

A: No, I have preparations A-H

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Does anyone really play dominoes?

A: I do, But I'm not just anyone.

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Why doesn't swampfox look at the photo?

A: He did, you just missed it.

[GFlanagan3]

A: He did, you just missed it.

Dear skklog
IF he read it...then why did he act like he didn't? (I didn't miss it)

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
(a)Am I normal? (b)are you normal? are (c )ANY of us normal? (d)what IS normal??

A:
a. I really doubt it.
b. No
c. Maybe
d. Normal is when you stick your finger in a light socket and you know it's going to hurt.

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Why do irons have a setting for "permanent" press?

A: To tempt you.

[gollum83]

A: No, but I would like to teach they to sing "I am a lumberjack" with a British accent.

Dear skklog,

Are you a lumberjack? :rolleyes:

[skklog]

Speaking of which, I just got "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" via Netflix today! I'll learn y'all's jokes yet!

I don't I don't recommend seeing Monty python meaning of life, it's just one long sex joke with nudity.

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,

Are you a lumberjack? :rolleyes:

+1 He's a lumberjack and he's ok...

[skklog]

Why is it that you always find cat puke when barefoot?

A: Cats are evil little critters, much smarter then you think.

[skklog]

dear skklog,

wtf?

a: N wdfwy

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Is it worth it to get the extended warranty on electronic items?

Thanks,
John

A: Depends on if you want to beat the living crap out of it.

[skklog]

Dear skklog
IF he read it...then why did he act like he didn't? (I didn't miss it)

A: maybe he's a little evil.

[gollum83]

I don't I don't recommend seeing Monty python meaning of life, it's just one long sex joke with nudity.

That's double negative. Watch it, and decide for yourself. And don't ever try the salmon mousse.


+1 He's a lumberjack and he's ok...

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, suspendies, and a bra?! :001_unsur

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

Are you a lumberjack? :rolleyes:

A: I don't care

[GFlanagan3]

A: I don't care

Jimmy..is that you cracking corn?

[blackfoot]

A: My evil go's to 11 http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/horny-0020.gif

:lol::lol::lol:


Why is it that you always find cat puke when barefoot?

So true! :lol::lol:


A:
a. I really doubt it.
b. No
c. Maybe
d. Normal is when you stick your finger in a light socket and you know it's going to hurt.

:lol::lol::lol:


I don't I don't recommend seeing Monty python meaning of life, it's just one long sex joke with nudity.

With a recommendation like that. it sounds great! :w00t:

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,
Could you share your with us your favorite Vogon poem?

Many thanks,
John

[Mr. Scruffy]

I have to put together my final paper for a grad course tonight, so it will probably be either tomorrow night or first of the week (out of town again this weekend) before I watch it, but rest assured. I will watch it.

Watch out for the moose's sister

[Hreafn]

who would win in a fight C.S. Lewis or Douglas Adams?

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

Why aren't mustaches called "mouthbrows?"

[gollum83]

Dear Skklog,

Why aren't mustaches called "mouthbrows?"

Because mouthbrows said three times fast is mothballs?

[Swampfox]

Are you saying I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot, fifty-four inch wide Gorilla?

Whose brain is it?


Get on with it! :001_tongu

Get on with it!


A: No, but I would like to teach they to sing "I am a lumberjack" with a British accent.

:lol:


A: Minnie does wear a shirt, but yes they are.

Ever time I see her she is topless.......:confused1


A:
d. Normal is when you stick your finger in a light socket and you know it's going to hurt.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


A: maybe he's a little evil.

The black kitten's evil is rubbing off......


He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, suspendies, and a bra?! :001_unsur

He also drives a truck with his high heels on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvMdCTA_os


who would win in a fight C.S. Lewis or Douglas Adams?

JRR Tolkien.


Dear Skklog,

Why aren't mustaches called "mouthbrows?"

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

JRR Tolkien.

For The Win!

[GFlanagan3]

who would win in a fight C.S. Lewis or Douglas Adams?

My money is on neither....they are both rather dead :ohmy:

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Could you share your with us your favorite Vogon poem?

Many thanks,
John


A: I don't like Vogon poems, I go for Azgoths of Kria

[skklog]

who would win in a fight C.S. Lewis or Douglas Adams?

A: My money is on neither....they are both rather dead

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Why aren't mustaches called "mouthbrows?"

A: Is that what you call yours?

[skklog]

Ever time I see her she is topless.......:confused1

what kind of sites are you looking at :bored:

[gollum83]

what kind of sites are you looking at :bored:

Dear skklog,

You're allowed to ask questions too?

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,

You're allowed to ask questions too?
Dear skklog,
Is he REALLY questioning you?...on your own thread too? hmmmm..how do you feel about that?

[gollum83]

Dear skklog,
Is he REALLY questioning you?...on your own thread too? hmmmm..how do you feel about that?

Dear skklog,

Why does is he trying to get me in trouble? Better yet how can I get him to stop?

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,

Why does is he trying to get me in trouble? Better yet how can I get him to stop?

Dear skklog,
does he really think he needs HELP to get in trouble? and doesn't he know how to stop me? :lol::lol:

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

You're allowed to ask questions too?

A: yes, now dance, my little puppet!!

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Is he REALLY questioning you?...on your own thread too? hmmmm..how do you feel about that?


A: yes, I think he is.

I may not give him a cookie!

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

(a)Why does is he trying to get me in trouble? Better yet (b)how can I get him to stop?

A:

a. He has nothing better to do
b. Do you know where he lives?

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
(a)does he really think he needs HELP to get in trouble? and (b) doesn't he know how to stop me? :lol::lol:

A:

a. Yes he does.
b. Does he know where you live?

[jadam318]

Dear skklog,

How is it that you ALWAYS have the answer?

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

How is it that you ALWAYS have the answer?

A: I'm just that good!

[GFlanagan3]

dear skklog
Feathers or yellow Gillettes?

[skklog]

dear skklog
Feathers or yellow Gillettes?

A: Cut the blades in half, then Solder the two different brands together, and there you go!

[blackfoot]

what kind of sites are you looking at :bored:

:lol::lol::lol:


A: Cut the blades in half, then Solder the two different brands together, and there you go!

Problem solved!

[GFlanagan3]

A: Cut the blades in half, then Solder the two different brands together, and there you go!

Dear skklog,
does it work? have you tried it?

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
does it work? have you tried it?

A: I'll leave this to you

[GFlanagan3]

A: I'll leave this to you

Dear skklog,
Fount of wisdom that you are.....could I take the OTHER 2 blades halves...and maybe cut them in thin strips..then mount them in a plastic head with *4* blades and ..OOOOO give the razor away and sell the heads at a HUGE mark-up......

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Fount of wisdom that you are.....could I take the OTHER 2 blades halves...and maybe cut them in thin strips..then mount them in a plastic head with *4* blades and ..OOOOO give the razor away and sell the heads at a HUGE mark-up......

A: I would cut them in to 6 strips

http://www.la-story.com/upload/2009/07/_on_the_road_shavemates_titan_diva_razors_just_mad/452121.jpg

[GFlanagan3]

A: I would cut them in to 6 strips

http://www.la-story.com/upload/2009/07/_on_the_road_shavemates_titan_diva_razors_just_mad/452121.jpg

AWESOME idea....want in on this..I was thinking of adding compressed goop in a can too!!! think it will seel?

[gollum83]

A:

a. He has nothing better to do
b. Do you know where he lives?

a) I suspected as much.
b) Something tells me that he lives in Goldsboro, North Carolina. So what now?

[GFlanagan3]

a) I suspected as much.
b) Something tells me that he lives in Goldsboro, North Carolina. So what now?

a) I really DON'T have anything better to do
b) as long as you are heading this could you pick up some....

[skklog]

a)
b) Something tells me that he lives in Goldsboro, North Carolina. So what now?

A: I'm not going to say, that way then the cops ask me, I can say I don't know.

[blackfoot]

a) I suspected as much.
b) Something tells me that he lives in Goldsboro, North Carolina. So what now?

Must it be spelled out for you?

[GFlanagan3]

Must it be spelled out for you?

maybe you should? :001_tt2::001_tt2::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

A: I'm not going to say, that way then the cops ask me, I can say I don't know.

Some help you are! I thought you knew everything! :glare:


Must it be spelled out for you?

No, but I feel like brainstorming ways to, well, you know... :devil:

[blackfoot]

No, but I feel like brainstorming ways to, well, you know... :devil:

Ooh, good idea.

[GFlanagan3]

Ooh, good idea.

hmmmm :confused1:confused1

[jadam318]

Ooh, good idea.

I thought so, too, although I would try to add a....you know......:ninja:

[GFlanagan3]

I thought so, too, although I would try to add a....you know......:ninja:

a chocolate doughnut with eyes?

[gollum83]

I thought so, too, although I would try to add a....you know......:ninja:

You in on this Adam? Because this could potentially boost your standing in the Czardom. :closedeye

[GFlanagan3]

You in on this Adam? Because this could potentially boost your standing in the Czardom. :closedeye

if I am gonna be a 'target' I can always leave

[gollum83]

if I am gonna be a 'target' I can always leave

No, don't leave. That'll make you harder to *cough* track *cough*. :shifty:

[jadam318]

You in on this Adam? Because this could potentially boost your standing in the Czardom. :closedeye

You don't even have to ask, boss. You know I'm in!


if I am gonna be a 'target' I can always leave

What?? A 'target'??? Of course not....that'd be ridiculous. What do you think we are, some kind of elite, ninja trained, secret, Czardom assassins or something? I mean....come on, man. You're in no danger with us.





:sneaky2: :devil:

[GFlanagan3]

No, don't leave. That'll make you harder to *cough* track *cough*. :shifty:


You don't even have to ask, boss. You know I'm in!



What?? A 'target'??? Of course not....that'd be ridiculous. What do you think we are, some kind of elite, ninja trained, secret, Czardom assassins or something? I mean....come on, man. You're in no danger with us.

80048 :001_tt2::001_tt2::lol::lol:

[jadam318]

80048 :001_tt2::001_tt2::lol::lol:

You should choose your words carefully, my friend....:glare: You could soon find out what we're capable of. :closedeye

[GFlanagan3]

You should choose your words carefully, my friend....:glare: You could soon find out what we're capable of. :closedeye

80051 roll eyes

[luvmysuper]

Hi guys!
Haven't been in here for a while.

Dear Skklog,

Who's the puppy getting kicked this week?

[blackfoot]

a chocolate doughnut with eyes?

:lol::lol::lol:


What?? A 'target'??? Of course not....that'd be ridiculous. What do you think we are, some kind of elite, ninja trained, secret, Czardom assassins or something? I mean....come on, man. You're in no danger with us.





:sneaky2: :devil:

:whistling:

[gollum83]

You don't even have to ask, boss. You know I'm in!

Someone's getting a Christmas bonus. :thumbup:

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,
What is the little fork for? Yeah, the tiny one.

Thanks,
John

[Swampfox]

what kind of sites are you looking at :bored:

Minnie Mouse is always topless. Donald Duck is always pantless. :ohmy:


Dear skklog,

You're allowed to ask questions too?

:thumbup1:


80051 roll eyes

Are you wearing eye liner?:blink:

[skklog]

Hi guys!
Haven't been in here for a while.

Dear Skklog,

Who's the puppy getting kicked this week?

A: Well first welcome back! and I'm glad you asked, this week we are going to kick Pugsy from NY,

https://peytonmiddlecomputers.wikispaces.com/file/view/pug.jpg

He like to take walks in the park, and smell the food from street vendors, but not getting kicked, SO THIS IS NOT HIS WEEK!

[gollum83]

Dear skklog,

Why kick puppies? Why not kittens or hamsters?

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
What is the little fork for? Yeah, the tiny one.

Thanks,
John

A: The little fork was invented back in 1851 by Pablo Alvarez.

He wanted a fork that did not make him look so small,
we use them today so that our small guess don't feel so small when at our houses.

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

Why kick puppies? Why not kittens or hamsters?

A: Kittens and hamsters are harder to hit !

[blackfoot]

Someone's getting a Christmas bonus. :thumbup:

:thumbup:


A: Well first welcome back! and I'm glad you asked, this week we are going to kick Pugsy from NY,

https://peytonmiddlecomputers.wikispaces.com/file/view/pug.jpg



He like to take walks in the park, and smell the food from street vendors, but not getting kicked, SO THIS IS NOT HIS WEEK!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


A: The little fork was invented back in 1851 by Pablo Alvarez.

He wanted a fork that did not make him look so small,
we use them today so that our small guess don't feel so small when at our houses.

:lol::lol::lol:

[GFlanagan3]

A: Kittens and hamsters are harder to hit !

Dear skklog,
Don't they fly farther?

[blackfoot]

Minnie Mouse is always topless. Donald Duck is always pantless. :ohmy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wDidwDvONhs/SiYjSiXtTsI/AAAAAAAAA7s/VZ93lNvTSGA/s400/disney_characters_minnie_mouse_a.jpg

http://img2.allposters.com/images/ADVG/660.jpg

http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/minnie-mouse2.jpg


Classic Minnie.

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/30/3060/K62DF00Z/classic-minnie-mouse.jpg

I have to admit, I didn't remember this either.

[GFlanagan3]

Minnie Mouse is always topless. Donald Duck is always pantless. :ohmy:

Are you wearing eye liner?:blink:

you do realize that looks pretty disturbing :001_huh:

[Duckster]

Minnie Mouse is always topless. Donald Duck is always pantless. :ohmy:

Hmmmm... this going pants-less ain't so bad after all :c9:


80137

[john.crissman]

Dear skklog,
Why do microwaves count 0 as full second?

Thanks,
John

[skklog]

Dear skklog,
Don't they fly farther?

A: The point isn't how far, but how it makes you feel, and punting a puppy....just nothing better!

http://www.eagermonkeystudio.com/Eager_Monkey_Studio/Color_files/Puppy%20Punt%20revision.jpg

[skklog]

Hmmmm... this going pants-less ain't so bad after all :c9:


80137

he pulls it off petty well!

[john.crissman]

Minnie Mouse is always topless. Donald Duck is always pantless. :ohmy:

This guy doesn't leave much to the imagination
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Looney-Tunes---Porky-Pig--C11754811.jpg
but she looks happy...
http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/1/7/l174672209.jpg

[skklog]

This guy doesn't leave much to the imagination
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Looney-Tunes---Porky-Pig--C11754811.jpg
but she looks happy...
http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/1/7/l174672209.jpg

why waste time getting dresses?

[blackfoot]

Hmmmm... this going pants-less ain't so bad after all :c9:


80137

There is a safety factor too. No one wants to fight a naked man. When there are several officers gathered around a room, not going in, odds are there is a naked patient ready for a fight.

[skklog]

There is a safety factor too. No one wants to fight a naked man. When there are several officers gathered around a room, not going in, odds are there is a naked patient ready for a fight.

That has always been my theory, if someone brakes in to my house, I'll stripe naked and run at him.

I think he will run faster!

[GFlanagan3]

he pulls it off petty well!

he's a stripper? wow

[skklog]

he's a stripper? wow

"that's not all folks"

[blackfoot]

"that's not all folks"

:lol::lol:

[GFlanagan3]

"that's not all folks"

may not be all but MUCH more than I even wanted to KNOW!!!:lol::lol::lol:

[spanx]

Is the pajama gram christmas time gift commercial the best or what?

[skklog]

Is the pajama gram christmas time gift commercial the best or what?

A: haven't seen it

[Swampfox]

Classic Minnie.

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/30/3060/K62DF00Z/classic-minnie-mouse.jpg

I have to admit, I didn't remember this either.

Told ya.


you do realize that looks pretty disturbing :001_huh:

What is disturbing? Cartoon characters teaching kids it's ok to be partially nude?


This guy doesn't leave much to the imagination
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Looney-Tunes---Porky-Pig--C11754811.jpg
but she looks happy...
http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/1/7/l174672209.jpg

Porky always was a perv.

[GFlanagan3]

dear skklog
why would swampfox even WANT to know if I wear eyeliner (I DON'T) are you as disturbed by that as I am?:blink::blink:

[Swampfox]

dear skklog
why would swampfox even WANT to know if I wear eyeliner (I DON'T) are you as disturbed by that as I am?:blink::blink:

That pic of you...you were wearing eyeliner!

[GFlanagan3]

That pic of you...you were wearing eyeliner!

sorry..not me...but you OBVIOUSLY looked intently at it:lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

sorry..not me...but you OBVIOUSLY looked intently at it:lol::lol:

It was easy to notice.

Dear Skklog,

Why does GFlanagan3 deny that he wears eyeliner, when he shows us pics of him in makeup? :lol:

[GFlanagan3]

It was easy to notice.

Dear Skklog,

Why does GFlanagan3 deny that he wears eyeliner, when he shows us pics of him in makeup? :lol:

DEAR skklog,
Why does swampfox think that when I have issued denials..and WHY is he so...excited IF I do...which I don't...as I said before...disturbing.:blush:

[Swampfox]

DEAR skklog,
Why does swampfox think that when I have issued denials..and WHY is he so...excited IF I do...which I don't...as I said before...disturbing.:blush:

Are you OK? You seem to be having trouble issuing your latest denial. :lol: