Quick, your last five meals.

[VerbaVolant]

The Vogons announce that Earth is about to be obliterated to make way for a new galactic Wal-Mart. Quick, what are your last five meals? And don't give me any crap about how you don't care, so long as your family is with you. These are YOUR last meals, not your Mommy's. Home cooked or from KFC, don't matter, but they are your last five meals...

Here are mine:

Vogon Pastrami Reuben Sandwich on rye, Hobgoblin of Wychwood Brewery

Ground vogon/beef mixed burger patties, homemade buns, Czechvar lager

Vogon Rib Eye with tons of horseradish cream, Shiraz

Smoked vogon, vogon sausages platter with pickled watermelon, palinka (peach or plum, doesn't really matter, just make it plenty)

Vogon Shawarma

Vogon curry

Bring it on.

 

[VerbaVolant]

Forgot:

Roasted vogon

Vogon on cabage

Vogon goulash

Vogon snout

It will take me a while...

 

[Birddog]

1. Filet from Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
2. Chicken enchiladas, chips and salsa from my wife's kitchen
3. Brisket, burnt ends, baby back ribs, mashed potatoes and onion rings from Jack Stack BBQ in Kansas City
4. Poor man's steak from my wife's kitchen
5. Pad Thai