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Pretty Pink Fairy Princess.
I recently flew to Boston. I keep hearing about how good their scrod is.
I landed and went to the taxi line. I got in the cab and said "I need you to take me to get scrod"
The cabbie turned around, looked at me amd replied "I been driving taxi in this town for 35 years. This is the first time anyone asked for sex in the future pluperfect tense."

I undetstand if the Mods deem this inappropriate and need to pull it.
 
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