Bill, you seem somewhat surprised that most people don't get your brand of humor. I'd think that by now you would have had that happen often enough to not be phased by it, regardless of whatever happens in this thread.
In a similar sense, you seem surprised that ebay would pull your auction and threaten you with further action if you continue to "violate" their policy. It's not up to them to decipher whether or not your auction is legitimate or not -- they have to treat every auction as real and legit, and they have to respond with the same corporate stance for all suspect auctions of the same type, even ones that, to an average person, would be seen as fake and intentionally bogus as this one.
Probably the worst thing, in their mind, that could have happened is if some poor schmuck actually bid on it, you took their money, and they filed a complaint or grievance when they razor they got wasn't ivory/horn/pearl/etc. Then they'd have a much bigger headache to deal with, rather than just pulling your auction.
I'm not saying it's right -- just that it's probably what their thought process was.
In a similar sense, you seem surprised that ebay would pull your auction and threaten you with further action if you continue to "violate" their policy. It's not up to them to decipher whether or not your auction is legitimate or not -- they have to treat every auction as real and legit, and they have to respond with the same corporate stance for all suspect auctions of the same type, even ones that, to an average person, would be seen as fake and intentionally bogus as this one.
Probably the worst thing, in their mind, that could have happened is if some poor schmuck actually bid on it, you took their money, and they filed a complaint or grievance when they razor they got wasn't ivory/horn/pearl/etc. Then they'd have a much bigger headache to deal with, rather than just pulling your auction.
I'm not saying it's right -- just that it's probably what their thought process was.